Overheard: Sexual fantasies
Boy 1: I heard that he was, like, dating an English Ph.D. for a long time.
Boy 2: A woman?
Boy 1: Yeah.
Boy 2: No! He’s gotta be, like, bi.
Boy 1: Yeah. I’d do him.
Boy 2: Yeah. Really? But he’s got a little bald spot . . .
Boy 1: Yeah. He’s such a dork. It’d be so much fun.
Two college boys on the bus discussing an instructor
😀
I loved it when he hesitated over the small bald spot. Are they going to be shocked when it happens to them? 🙂